Posted 5/30/18 (Wed)
Editor's note: In the interest of differing viewpoints, Bocephus M. Snodgrass is filling in for Tony Bender this week.
Hey folks, Bocephus M. Snodgrass here. The M stands for 'Murica, just like me.
You know what makes 'Murica great? 'Muricans. I'll tell you one thing, my great-great-great grandpappy didn't come here from halfway 'round the world just to have a bunch a immigrants ruin everything for the rest of us.
I can't believe I'm saying this, but I agree with that NYC lawyer who doesn't want to be subjected to diversity.
And I suppose you heard what happened in Harvey, Montana? How those two senoritas were talking Spanish or some other gobbledygook in the convenience store? Tell me, how convenient is it when you can't understand what folks are sayin'? What if they were plotting to blow up the sheep barn? You know how them Muslins are.
Look, I'm not prejudiced. I like burritos as much as the next guy, but when in Rome do like the Romans do. Speak American. And then don't get all lippy with the Border Patrol just because you happened to be born in the U.S. of A. The Border Patrol's got rights, too, you know.