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Posted 6/07/18 (Thu)

Okay, people, I'm warning you, I took Ambien, so anything could happen. Then again, I might simply nod off.
It would be much worse if you nodded off. Now would be a perfect time for that energy drink, or if you want something less stimulating, crack cocaine.
I now keep my energy drinks in a gun safe, because of what is cryptically known as “The Incident.” It took place in 2003, during a birthday party for pre-schoolers at our house. The best way to describe what happened is to imagine a locked room filled with 19 cats, 14 laying hens, a Roomba and Gary Busey.